Just found out I may be taking a mini-vacation in two weeks to Washington DC. I've never been before so I'm super excited! We're actually going to Stafford VA (just below Quantico) for sheriff's office testing and interviewing, and scooting up to DC in the evening and the next day just to say we went ( Read more... )

I've actually been aware of this since around third grade, but it has recently come to my attention again. As much as I would like to sometimes, there is one single reason I could never be fully lesbitious: BASEBALL PANTS.

Gah. Run them bases, baby. Oh yeah, just like that. *fan*

Oh, and I really like cock, too.

Ha, just (literally, as in a few moments ago) had a very strange dream. ( I went to an abandoned warehouse to read this fic... )

Holy crap, there is also a Glitch/DG/Ambrose triangle!!!!~! And the ending is every bit as fulfilling as Tin Man! It's like, the crackiest TM fanfiction ever made, even if it did come 80 years before.

I was going to describe all of it, but it's just completely beyond words. So, here's a segment.

( In the spring, a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of -- Lollypops. )

Forget the clarinet, forget the harp! Ambrose? Plays the Theremin.

And yes, he invented it too.

(And this is kinda relevant!)

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